This morning Jack Union Records released three new takes on Dom Martin‘s 2010 slapper, “Weapon.” As if the original wasn’t bangin’ enough, they threw Tom EQ, Hijack, and Vukasin on for the remixes. All four versions guarantee a funky time!

Tom EQ’s version is especially bouncy; I think he literally used a recording of a basketball hitting a wall and layered it onto the kick drum. Not a bad idea.

“Weapon” and its remixes have already received support from:

Mark Farina (Om), Shir Khan (Exploited), Ardalan (Dirtybird), Inland Knights (Drop Music), Trevor Loveys (Dubsided), Hijack (Jack Union), Kissy Sellout (Radio One), Elite Force (U&A), Tom EQ (Jack Union), Neoteric (Dubsided), Malente (No Brainer), DJ Mes (Guesthouse Music), Tittworth (T&A), Jeff Doubleu (Jack Union), BeatauCue (Kitsune), Kimba (Jack Union), Chris James (Coat of Arms), Judge Jules (Radio One), and many more.

Check it out on Beatport here.

I recently had the huge honor of opening up the main stage at Insomniac’s Audiotistic Festival this July. It was a ridiculous experience and really just made me want to get back on a sound system that fat as soon as humanly possible. To commemorate the occasion, I am releasing my “Audiotistic 2011 Mix” for you to bump in your car, on the bus, or at a calm luncheon or dinner party.

Grinding fidget madness with traces of jackin’, tech and disco.

Crunch Theory – Audiotistic 2011 Mix by CRUNCHTHEØRY

machines don’t care – drop it to the floor
lj mtx, connie lingus – nice n wet (mike balance dub mix)
brooksy & twisted bitz – move (calvertron mix)
jackinori – ba bada (mightyfools remix)
sean taylor – jack ‘n boom (byron fortune’s funk ya’ll remix)
herve – heartbeat (spkr ninjaz remix)
chris anderson – overdose (tjr remix)
wonk – nasty dog
jon-e industry – skanky sandwiches
dj denise, drc – hearsay (stupid fresh mix)
belocca – lemme love u
tom eq – yeah
stupid fresh – rustledust
kitch ‘n sync – agrebah (spkr ninjaz remix)
frederik mooij – suckas down
strip steve – dancin’ (ian pooley remix)
wonk – dirty jack (dylan holshausen needs a bath remix)
frederik mooij – with you (stupid fresh remix)

Jack Union released their 33rd EP this week in celebration of their 4th anniversary. This EP is mint with a large selection of artist’s from the Jack Union roster including Hijack, Old Soul, Kimba, Trevor Loveys, Jeff Doubleu, Sick Jargon, Robert Boogert, Tom EQ, Brabe and The Potato Heads. Since my addiction to the label I can’t help but feel that it really is ahead of the game in many ways. Check out this EP, follow the label and you’ll see what I mean.

In respect to the mighty over lord Jack Union and his house music minions, congratulations and we look forward to much more to come!

JU033 : Jack Union 4th Anniversary Sampler by Jack Union

This would be prime for the Dirty Bird BBQ this Sunday. Some lovely Chicago sounds!

Super mega bass blitz from the Texan who knows how to bust a dub. (Download available on Soundcloud)

Lemme get summa dat chikin tetra-zeenie. (Download available on Soundcloud)

Tom EQ, jack-master extraordinaire turned this one inside out.

This is a preview of what’s to come for Baboon Tunes in the next couple months. 808 go boom!

Kelevra’s new sound is my gaht damn jam right now! This dude will have you twerkin’ booty in t-minus NOW.

I was just casually browsing the interwebs and found this little treat. It’s entitled “It’s A New Day To Wobble.”

Wobbly Sluts – It’s A New Day To Wobble (Original Mix)

And in case you didn’t know, it really is a new day to wobble. Well, tomorrow morning it will be.

As aforementioned in my Throwbacks post, Wobbly Sluts are the South African duo Dylan Holshausen and Shaun Fiddle, who are consistently bringing the minimalistic fidget heat.

Across the world, in that other place where they speak English funny, Kitchmix a.k.a. Souljack has thrown down super tweaky on a remix of Matt Cox’s “Gimme That.” This heavily jackin’ beat pretty much articulates everything we here at CYV™ love about music. So get on that shit.

Matt Cox – Gimme That (Kitch-re-Mix)

One more thing. In case you never got the memo, this old Tom EQ bootleg is a must-have.

Sir Mixalot – I Like Big Butts (Tom EQ Cellulite Edit)

Cheers.